Partical Man by They Might Be Giants

Partical Man by They Might Be Giants

Partical man, Partical man
Doing the things that a partical can
What's he like?
It's not important.
Partical man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
Whe he's underwater
does he get wet?
or does the water get him instead?
Partical man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates Partical man
They have a fight
Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand
millenium hand and an eon hand
when they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man.

Person man, Person man
hit on the head with a frying pan
lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
does he feel totally worthless?
who came up with person
degraded man, Person man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates Person man
they have a fight
Triangle wins
Triangle man